Many tallboys and beer bottles have little ridges at the bottom to make them stable.
The ridges that circle the bottom helps prevent them from floating around when the bottle has a bunch of condensation making the bottle wet and slippery. If they did not have the bumps or ridges, the bottle could slide of your table.
As an example, cans do not have ridges, bumps or grooves and are obviously very light when empty. And many times, I have experienced my empty and sweaty can begin “floating” around the table with no help. I am no Jedi with abilities some would consider to be…unnatural.
I am just a dude telling explaining on YouTube what the ridges on the bottom of a bottle are:
So yeah, it’s what you thought, the little ridges on the bottom of a beer bottle help it to keep standing, no matter how sweaty it gets.
Plus, it’s fun to run your nails over them… wait, am I the only weirdo that does that?
The music sounds different. Feels different. Tastes, smells, thoughts, attitude, creativity, all from…
A beer buzz. It’s fucking great.
I feel like it’s something we don’t talk about nearly enough.
There are lots of great things about beer and, for me, this may be the biggest: a nice buzz.
You see, I am a weird motherfucker. Not a normal person when it comes to communicating to other humans.
But when I have a beer. Or two. I feel like I bump up to the level of a regular person.
I can talk about things. Amplify my mood. And it’s all due to alcohol. Beer.
And, I am more creative. Some of my best writing ideas happen after a beer. Turns out, you actually aremore creative when drinking:
“Alcohol manipulates focus,” says Jennifer Wiley, Ph.D., and coauthor of the study. If you’re doing taxes—not such a good thing. But when it comes to puzzles or “out of the box” tasks, relaxation and flexibility—what you’re feeling after a few drinks—can spark creativity. You’re more likely to let your mind wander, she says.
Hells yeah, that’s science, my friend.
Sadly, it’s always a small window, the beer buzz. It’s like, maybe a couple hours. But it’s a good couple of hours. A really fucking good couple of hours.
Then it starts degrading into being tired or drunk or both, if you keep going.
Yes, there is a downside sometimes. If I am pissed about something, I am looser and sometimes say what I feel.
Hell, I called out Oakland A’s pitcher and broadcaster, Dave Stewart, on Twitter last night about being a company man during this whole Oakland A’s moving to Las Vegas deal:
That was after two beers. I turned up the volume on my third:
Dave Stewart is a hero of mine and I called him out publicly in front of the Oakland A’s community. There is no way I do that with no beers in me. A buzz can make a nerd do weird things.
Wait, I am getting off track…
I just wanted to tell you this because it never gets discussed: a beer buzz is awesome!
The time between having a couple beers and getting tired and passing out, is magical, creative, fun, and needs more respect.
Here are these thoughts in video form, if you’re interested:
Having Couch Beers is a great suburbs drinking pastime.
I don’t like to admit I live in the suburbs. While I am, in fact, in the middle of the city, it is still the suburbs. It’s much cooler to be in “the city” or whatever.
Main drawback: I don’t live downtown next to a cool brewery.
Hell, I don’t even live by an industrial park where new breweries seem to live.
Boring suburbs or not, that doesn’t mean you or I can’t have a good time with a nice beer in our neighborhoods. We just have to plan.
I have some initial thoughts that popped in my head to help you drink good beer while living in the suburbs:
Beer runs. Stop off at a brewery at some point in your week. Load up as much as your budget allows because who knows when you’ll make it back down here.
Ship it good. The Pandemic did at least one good thing and loosened up the beer shipping restrictions. Many states allow you to get beer shipped to your house directly from the brewery – as long as you’re still in the same state as the shipper.
A solid grocery store. If you are lucky enough, you have a grocery store with a decent Craft selection. This is the one thing I am lucky to have (although it is two blocks away [sighs in beer nerd]).
I will be honest with you, the main thing I do is get beer from a nearby grocery store. It is the most boring of ways for a beer geek to get their beer, and I do it often. My street cred fades day by day.
Today I went to my only nearby bottle shop/beer bar. That is something, anyway. At 3:30 in the afternoon, it was pretty packed with all sorts of people. grabbed my five overpriced cans and left without even so much as having a taster.
You see, if I have one, then I want more and I can’t do that again. People expect me to be at home most of the time, so I can’t trust myself to start up.
Tangent Warning! You have to be careful with your suburban drinking as a parent. Parents from your kid’s school are everywhere!
Yeah ‘cause, you think you’re safe at your neighborhood Mexican restaurant bar gettin’ stupid, but unknown to you little Tommy’s mom for the PTA was sittin’ in the corner the whole time watching you throw back Modelos (because it is the only drinkable beer this place has) and can’t wait to tell everyone at the next meeting how obnoxious you are and (worse) your taste in beer sticks!
[not that that has happened to me or anything]
There is a lot to unpack in this beer geek sub-genre. Definitely more to figure out on how to drink good beer while living in the suburbs. I’ll dig deeper in future post and on my newsletterfor sure.
I seriously wanted to find you the best outdoor games to play in a beer garden or just some dang grass or cement somewhere.
I have searched the Internet. I have played some outdoor/lawn games. I drank beer at outside parties. All so I can write this post. Alright, well, not ALL so I could write this post, I also had fun.
But what are the best outdoor games for a beer garden or backyard? You are here for this, so I put together to the top games I would buy for my backyard (if I could afford them all) and/or the games I would expect to see at my local beer garden.
What are good games to play outside for adults or families?
In some states, you are not allowed to operate a beer garden without one of these human-size giant connect-four style, games. At least that is what I hear. They are fun to play for a bit with the kids, as I have done this at multiple beer gardens. It gives you (and whatever child is around), a solid activity. It’s simply a must-have.
I imagine you can play this in a basement or a yard somewhere (no beer garden or taproom required).
If you want to keep it classy for your nice backyard, I suggest checking out this one.
We Are Putting On Beer Cans On This
The deadly game of Giggle and Go
I don’t like the name so I am not going to even say it.
But, yes! Finally, a game that can involve our beers. Screw the picture with the water bottle, we all know we are using our beer cans. That can get pretty high stakes too if you have a real craft beer sitting on top that you really don’t want getting busted all over the ground. High Stakes.
Again, Giant Jenga is another must-have for your “kid-friendly” brewery or your own personal use. I like to tackle a giant Jenga like it was a running back – I don’t know why, it’s just fun is all, okay? You’re okay with FUN, aren’t you? Sometimes I hurt myself, does that make you feel better? Good.
Oh hellssss yeah! I didn’t know they had a giant Yahtzee set thing. I feel like this could get annoying to the people in the beer garden who are NOT playing as they will randomly hear someone cry out “YAHTZEE!” (or Yardzee in this case).
But screw them. They are just jealous they aren’t playing. I think I will be getting this one for the house, actually:
Nobody likes that it’s called “cornhole”. It’s a stupid name that opens itself up to snickering by those of us who have 14-year-old senses of humor.
Since that name is terrible, some people call it “bags” or “bean bag toss”.
You knew this would be on this list. Hell, lots of breweries hold cornhole tournaments and such, so having one of these around is a needed thing.
I am linking to the most generic of one, there are many to choose from though.
Check the prices on Amazon.
If you want to get some custom bags for cornhole, check out my friends at Local Bag Co.
A Pool Table But Golf
Until I started researching for this post, I had no idea this was something that existed. It looks damn fun. The drawback would be needing a large flat and hard surface. And yes I see that it is made for indoors but it looks like I could place it in my backyard or driveway for the day and it would be fine.
Looks like you can play it drunk. With kids. Alone. All the things.
The only question is, would I play golf pool better while buzzed like I do when I play regular pool? Must find out.
Giant beer pong. Yep. Somebody made this. Of freaking course somebody made this. Hey, it’s probably damn fun. Why not? Beer pong is a fun party, lawn game, or drinking game.
I am not sure where I would store this though. But if you have the space…
Pop-A-Shot Official Dual Shot Sport Arcade Basketball Game
Of all the items on this list, this may be the one I would like at my house the most. I literally put it on my personal Amazon wishlist after looking at this one.
Lots of game options. After looking at all that Amazon offers in this category, it looks the best for the price. It would be bold-ish to have bought this for a beer garden – just because it might get messed up. It would be fun while it lasted though.
Alright, well, now we know some cool games to get for outside and big-ass spaces
Yes, the basketball game is top on my personal list. But all of these outdoor games look rad and I kinda want them all. Seriously. Give me a couple of good beers (even if the beers make me sleepy) and one of these games and it will be a good day.
But anyway, I think those are enough things to get you on your way to a playful beer garden or backyard or NYC apartment rooftop. Don’t forget some outside lighting, btw.
Let me know in the comments what is your favorite thing to toss in your backyard is.
