It looks solid as all bomber opening fuck. I like it. I am a sucker for Yeti products – even though I can only afford their cups and have yet to be able to buy one of their kick ass coolers.
But why in the damn hell is the Yeti Brick bottle opener $50!?
There is no story for the bottle opener. No lifetime guarantee. No special limited series hand numbered run. No membership access to something else or discount on a cooler. Not jack fucking squat.
The reviews are in. They are not good. Funny sometimes, but not good:
If you could bring down the price, or maybe make it more collectable, I am here for you because it looks solid.
But your energy is totally “It is a bottle open. It is fifty bucks. We are Yeti so buy it, asshole.”
Normally I am totally here for you, Yeti, but not today. So go home with your $50 price tag.
I had a Pliny the other night and I started getting a little buzz, and like… it was nice.
Better than nice, actually. I really felt like it was different. The buzz was different. Slightly elevated.
It hit differently than a standard DIPA. The quality of buzz was just a little bit better.
Maybe that is my brain thinking it is better because it is a Russian River beer.
When you think about it though, does that make it any less real? If my brain feels the buzz is better because it is a higher quality beer, doesn’t that make it real?