I did a hazzies beer rollin’ bit across the social medias the other night and it got a big “Meh!” From the fuckin’ Internets.
Eat it, you stupid Internet, THAT is quality content!! 🤣😂🤣🍻
Okay, well, it’s not THAT funny, I suppose.
But it is a real thing, rolling your hazy IPAs. Why? It mixes it. Gets the yeast sentiment moving around and makes for a more even beer. Hazzies require a little work, but worth it to most.
Everything is fucking exhausting. Including taking pictures of my beer.
Are we not all sick of it?
Sick of Instagram. Sick of posting a picture with our Untappd check-ins?
I know I know, you might be saying:
“My guy, you don’t have to take a picture! You can just open a beer and drink it and not tell a soul. Or check-in your Uniques on Untappd, without a picture.”
Yes yes, and I do that.
But then… the Untappd check-in is super boring without a picture.
And I can’t get more followers on Instagram by NOT posting pictures.
So pictures it is.
I just wanted to rant that I am tired of it, is all.
I have no confidence in myself to shotgun a beer or pretty much anything else.
And yeah, I may have heard or seen all of these tips performed before.
But @ChefSaraBradley illustrates it so perfectly, I now think I may actually be able to shotgun a beer.
Thank you, Sara, for the cleanest tip on how to shotgun a beer, ever.
It looks solid as all bomber opening fuck. I like it. I am a sucker for Yeti products – even though I can only afford their cups and have yet to be able to buy one of their kick ass coolers.
But why in the damn hell is the Yeti Brick bottle opener $50!?
There is no story for the bottle opener. No lifetime guarantee. No special limited series hand numbered run. No membership access to something else or discount on a cooler. Not jack fucking squat.
The reviews are in. They are not good. Funny sometimes, but not good:
If you could bring down the price, or maybe make it more collectable, I am here for you because it looks solid.
But your energy is totally “It is a bottle open. It is fifty bucks. We are Yeti so buy it, asshole.”
Normally I am totally here for you, Yeti, but not today. So go home with your $50 price tag.
BTW there is a $30 version of a Yeti bottle opener if you want to check that out.
There is also a wall mounted one for around $20 on Amazon.
