It looks solid as all bomber opening fuck. I like it. I am a sucker for Yeti products – even though I can only afford their cups and have yet to be able to buy one of their kick ass coolers.
But why in the damn hell is the Yeti Brick bottle opener $50!?
There is no story for the bottle opener. No lifetime guarantee. No special limited series hand numbered run. No membership access to something else or discount on a cooler. Not jack fucking squat.
The reviews are in. They are not good. Funny sometimes, but not good:
If you could bring down the price, or maybe make it more collectable, I am here for you because it looks solid.
But your energy is totally “It is a bottle open. It is fifty bucks. We are Yeti so buy it, asshole.”
Normally I am totally here for you, Yeti, but not today. So go home with your $50 price tag.
BTW there is a $30 version of a Yeti bottle opener if you want to check that out.
There is also a wall mounted one for around $20 on Amazon.
