Funny Beer Shirts

You, or someone you know, likes drinking beer. And likes wearing shirts.

Craft beer geeks, regular beer drinkers, women, men, all the people, love funny beer shirts. And they need a good drinking shirt.

If you find a beer shirt funny, I have picked out the funniest ones to me, a beer drinking geek.

These are funny mens or womens shirts for Christmas, Halloween, Saint Patricks, birthdays, or anytime gifts.

*Disclosure heads up: I am an affiliate of TeePublic and Amazon so it’s possible I might get a tiny percentage if you end up buying something.

I am here to help you shop some graphic tshirt action (hoodies and other merch too.

I will give you my description of the graphic tee so you can get an idea of what to expect. Then you do a quick check of the price, and see if you have a good gift, or shirt for yourself:

I Drink Beer Periodically
Two Beer Cans Playing Beer Pong.
Save Water Drink Beer.
A Beery Christmas – a nice Christmas Beer shirt.
Lando Cloud 45 – Lando, instead of a Colt 45 (get it? Star Wars?)
A Racoon Holding a Beer.
Masters Themed Shirt Called “Plastered”.
Pessimistic and Optimistic beer glass.
Cookie Monster Drinking a Beer – love this one.
The Regal Beagle Lounge – Threes Company reference.
Don’t Hate Me Because I’m a Little Cooler.

As you will see, there are other types of merchandise you can put the shirt design on (stickers, mugs, etc.), and you can change the color of most of them. Hopefully, TeePublic will offer you a sale price too.

More Funny Beer Shirts To Come

I will keep updating this post on a yearly basis when I find more beer shirts to share. So relax, grab a day beer. A drinking tee. And have a nice day with your beer shirts.

P.S. During the course of putting this post together, I noticed a lot of you people searching for funny beer shirts are also searching for funny shirts from Pole Brewing.

I had not heard of any Pole Brewing so I didn’t get it. But it turns out there is a shirt out that is North Pole Brewing, and now I get it. Find some different designs on Amazon.

Been wanting to find an Allagash White Sucks shirt somewhere, but haven’t found one. Might have to make it.

Oh, also, before you go, if you are looking for more beer gifts and items to maybe buy, I have a games for a beer garden post and gifts for a beer dude post to check out.

The Ultimate Beer Gift Idea Post On The Internet

A new personal beer fridge is a can’t-miss gift

You are looking for the best beer gift ideas for yourself or the rad beer geek in your life, and I am here to give them to you. I am always looking for gift ideas so I thought you probably do too.

Sure, you can wander Amazon or the Internet as a whole and call it a day. No, it’s too basic. You could waste a lot of time that way. You need someone to filter it down for you.

I am a beer geek and also a guy and I know what I would like to get as a gift for Christmas, or birthday, or Father’s Day, or any damn day. I want to give you some good ideas for a beer gift for you or some other awesome person.

My List of Best Beer Gifts For Men (and Women)

Here are some beer geek gifts I would like and I hope it helps you figure out what to buy the beer person in your life. There is a full description of gifts and links to many beer gifts further down in the post, but here are my top eight picks for beer person gifts, if you don’t have time for all that:

A Good Ice Chest

In my opinion, a Yeti is the best cooler around. Everything else just tries to be it. Is it expensive? Sure. But keeping beer cold for a long time is worth it.

A Yeti.
Another Yeti.
A Coleman – because it looks so damn cool.
Oh, and a new pricey ice bucket.

*Heads up: Most of these links are affiliates of my blog – just something “they” feel you should know. I might make a tiny percentage if you end up buying something.

A Fun Beer Device

I want a Square Keg so much. I am hoping they will send me one. It makes you the cool guy at the tailgate that has draft beer. People will say “Did you see that guy with the square beer thing? It was pretty cool, too bad the guy was such a dork.” I am ready to be that guy.

Be rad and check the price on Amazon.

A Solid Beer Glass

You can go back to a Yeti cup.
You can go unique with an IPA glass.
My go-to favorite is more of a wine glass.
Or you can Oktoberfest it.

I approve of all of them, but I am not a fan of the thickass pint glass.

A Beer Garden Shirt

There may be some states where it’s unlawful to walk into a brewery or taproom without a flannel, Male or female. Beer-inspired clothing options:

Call me old but I am still a fan of Hurley stuff.
Mountain Steals have nice ones.
I own this one and enjoy it.
Not flannel but check this one that is very much a taproom hang shirt.
For the outdoor beer garden, nice Kuhl shirts are here.
Since you’re outside: waterproof outdoor lighting for patios (personal beer gardens).

While you’re here, we also like jackets because you tend to spend more time outside when you’re beer-drinking. So staying warm is important.

North Face (40% off).
Be a classy blazer taproom guy.
I am waiting for someone to buy me this shirt jacket but nobody has yet – I really can see myself ordering a double hazy IPA while wearing it.

A Beer Journal For Documenting

This beer gift may feel a bit different, but it’s my favorite. I have a whole post about notebooks for beer geeks you can check out.

But you can’t go wrong with this one. Even with Untappd, I still like to keep a log of my thoughts while drinking. A notebook would also be great for home brewers.

A Beer Making Kit and a Brewing Class

There are a lot of brewing kits on Amazon to choose from. The Northern Brewer series of home brewer starter kits, seem to be the best rated – they have many different beer styles, so make sure you’re not getting one with a beer style your person hates.

There are also some good ones at Brew Dog.

Beer RELATED Gifts For Men

Bonus quick links to gifts that a person into beer would also like. I am going to keep adding to the list until it becomes the greatest gift idea list for beer geeks of all time!:

365 Dad Jokes Day Calendar – even if he isn’t a dad, everyone loves dad jokes.
A pizza oven – having a beer and baking pizza on the patio, that’s a nice day.
Outdoor Heater – keep your beer-drinking dork at home by making him think there is a beer garden at his house.
Beer Garden games – again, more reasons to stay home and drink if there is a beer garden at your house.
A holster for your beer – dorky, yes. Awesome too though.
Funny beer shirts.
Find a bottle of Utopias.
Beer-filled advent calendar.
Bluetooth meat thermometers – everyone likes them. Everyone.
Royal Doulton mugs – it’s how you class up the kitchen when you’re having your hangover coffee.
Homemade ceramic beer mug/stein.
A personal beer fridge.
A lightsaber – many beer geeks are also Star Wars geeks.
Sierra Nevada Brewing neon sign – a must-have for any beer den.
This collection of beer things at Cold Break.
Like this party pump, everyone wants to be the person with the party pump.

Good Luck With Your Beer Gifting!

This was a guide I put together for you, a person looking to buy a solid gift for a beer geek. Maybe that person is you, or maybe it’s someone you know. Just know that I am a beer geek and I would love anything here, so I am guessing the beer person in your life would too.

Also, I would like to tell you that the ultimate beer gift you can give is hanging out and enjoying some music with your friend or loved one, with no judgment, just love and appreciation.

I will regularly check back with this post and update it with more beer gifts and gadgets so bookmark this, you fine gift-giving person.

-Mikey

PS: Some of the links go to affiliates of MikeyTopPour.com. I may earn a small commission if you end up buying an item I link to.

Has Russian River Ever Changed the Label of Pliny The Elder?

Yes. The answer is yes, Russian River Brewing has changed the label of Pliny The Elder… but hasn’t changed it much.

There has only been subtle changes over the years. If you watch the video, I have four different (but not THAT different) Pliny labels.

I assume the first ever packaged Pliny The Elder has a different label than these…so that means there are at least five different labels (if you look real close).

(Check out my newsletter where I posted a version of this, first)

Cheers! Enjoy your Russian River beers and thanks for reading.

(And it you’re heading to Santa Rosa or Windsor to visit Russian River, don’t forget to bring a cooler!)

Why Do Beer Bottles Have Ridges On The Bottom?

Many tallboys and beer bottles have little ridges at the bottom to make them stable.

The ridges that circle the bottom helps prevent them from floating around when the bottle has a bunch of condensation making the bottle wet and slippery. If they did not have the bumps or ridges, the bottle could slide of your table.

As an example, cans do not have ridges, bumps or grooves and are obviously very light when empty. And many times, I have experienced my empty and sweaty can begin “floating” around the table with no help. I am no Jedi with abilities some would consider to be…unnatural.

I am just a dude telling explaining on YouTube what the ridges on the bottom of a bottle are:

So yeah, it’s what you thought, the little ridges on the bottom of a beer bottle help it to keep standing, no matter how sweaty it gets.

Plus, it’s fun to run your nails over them… wait, am I the only weirdo that does that?