I would like to just stop and take the time to ask or maybe point out:
- Why does beer have so many calories?!
- Why does it give you a hangover if you drink too much?!
Why can’t beer stop at being delicious and giving you calm and enjoyment with a great buzz?
It’s super cool that it gives you that and I cannot stress enough how cool that is, BUT then:
- Gives you a beer belly.
- Liver Cancer or something.
When you really think about it, it is very fucked up. If there is a God, why did it decide that if you enjoy food and drink, you will gain too much weight and maybe die because of it?
You could’ve let us have nice things AND not made us portly and hungover. But you didn’t.
Total dick move if you ask me.
I am starting a new feature on the blog: Something I did while drinking a beer. (It could use a better name)
Well, I guess it’s sort of a spin-off of my Ambient Reviews.
Anyway, these are things that happened while drinking a Pale from Elk Grove’s Flatland Brewing called “The Local – Sacramento Style Pale”.
I was sitting in my backyard and…
I saw several birds. There was a sparrow and a bluejay that ate some food from my bird feeder.
I listened to the PA of this high school baseball game being played a half-block away:
Listened to a hotrod rumble through my neighborhood.
Saw a squirrel bury something in my planter bed.
Agreed on how nice a day it is:
Earned the “To Go Level 48” badge while checking this beer in on Untappd.
Admired my new Brumate with painted metal that makes it feel like a car finish.
And that takes us to the end of the beer. Thanks for reading! 🍻✌️