Nick and I were talking recently on The Perfect Pour about Untappd badges. Somehow this got us talking about analog things.
That got us to a place where we came up with… [wait for it] … BEER SASHES!
It’s like a Girl Scout/Boy Scout sash that displays all the patches/badges earned but for Untappd badges.
Yes, like my recent badge for drinking at home a hell of a fucking lot? Make that into a patch and added to the Beer Sash!
Then I go around my local taprooms and beer festivals OBVIOUSLY impressing EVERYONE with my drinking and Untappd prowess.
Someone please get on this.